Need to vandalize with style?
Introducing Roaring Buttholes Premium Stickers – perfect for decorating your guitar case, your ex’s mailbox, or the forehead of anyone who says “please be serious.” These bad boys are printed on high-opacity vinyl tough enough to survive tour vans, bathroom stalls, and emotional breakdowns mid-soundcheck.
• High opacity film that covers up sins, rival band logos, and suspicious stains
• Bubble-free application, unless you are the bubble
• Durable vinyl designed to withstand UV rays, mild regret, and spilled nacho cheese
• 95µ density – we don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool and vaguely illegal
Reminder: Clean the surface before applying. Or don’t. Chaos is kind of the brand.
Stick them loud. Stick them proud. Stick them somewhere that’ll get you a warning, but not a felony.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Longboat Interactive and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Cool Story EU, EU or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
