Need a wall hanging that screams “seasonal mayhem” in matte paper form?
Feast your eyes and burden your walls with this Kanium Museum-Quality Yule Poster – a festive explosion of yelling, nonsense, and pagan-adjacent musical chaos. Inspired by traditional Nordic woodcuts, confusing holiday lore, and at least three preventable injuries, this poster sets the tone for any space brave enough to host it.
• Printed on thick matte paper, ideal for summoning questionable spirits or alarming guests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil – like parchment, but with more fart jokes in the margins
• Weight: 189 g/m² – sturdy enough to withstand cider spills and impromptu drum solos
• Opacity: 94% – blocks out both bad vibes and rival band flyers
• ISO Brightness: 104% – glows slightly if you chant “ROAR” three times fast
• Paper sourced from Japan, where someone probably asked “…why?” while printing it
Hang it in your den, studio, ritual yurt, or HR office. Great for setting the mood for Yule concerts, mildly cursed sing-alongs, or festive civil disobedience.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Longboat Interactive and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
