Sip. Slurp. Regret nothing.
Start your day the Roaring Buttholes way: with a hot mug of something legally drinkable and emotionally complicated. Whether it’s morning coffee, late-night tea, or “I found this in a flask under the amp,” this mug is built to handle it. Sturdy. Glossy. Possibly screaming on the inside—just like you.
• Ceramic, like grandma’s dishes, but way more disappointing
• Three sizes:
– 11 oz – for cowards
– 15 oz – for casual chaos
– 20 oz – for full-sprint, pants-optional, “we’re going live in 5” energy
• Microwave-safe, so you can reheat that cold existential dread
• Dishwasher-safe, because scrubbing is for people with time management
• Lead and BPA-free, which was apparently not a given
• Blank product sourced from China, filled with dreams, shame, and caffeine
Perfect for green room rituals, office jobs you’re trying to get fired from, or sipping politely while watching a drum kit catch fire.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Longboat Interactive and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Cool Story EU, EU or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
