Ever wanted to wear a shirt that says “I support flatulence as an art form” without saying it?
Introducing the Official Roaring Buttholes Tour Tee—a soft, stretchy, borderline-inappropriate piece of wearable chaos. Whether you’re moshing in a bounce house or slow dancing with a clown, this shirt keeps you comfy, confused, and just barely on the right side of decency.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather variants have a hint of polyester, like that one band member who vapes glue)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² – light enough to dance in, durable enough to survive a confetti cannon misfire
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your dignity
• Side-seamed construction to hold your shape after three sets and a chili cook-off
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – because you deserve structural integrity, even if your humor lacks it
• Blank shirt sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, but printed in the back of a van behind a roller rink
Disclaimer: The fabric’s slightly sheer, which is perfect if you want your nipples to say hi during encore. Choose your color (and your lighting) wisely.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Longboat Interactive and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected].
